Morning Glory

Geezus, words in a picture lawd

got grained in megapixels gawd

Needed you fifteen minutes before

Sistine Chavo del Ocho

prey to an insect

Jury found a cheeseburger

court adjourned until further 

Crack crack crack

Smack smack smack

Lick the Duivel back

follow spine to tail

Imagination fail

beep beep beep

Geezus

Kurihst 

Zombie Jesus

If there ever was some sort of zombie infestation around easter (due to Jesus’ resurrection getting messed up and a bunch of your dead relatives rising in his place), for everyone else’s benefit, I would kill all the rent-a-cops and security guards first. They always get the biggest ego trips in those kinds of emergencies, and then just end up becoming zombies anyway. So you can just thank me in advance but it really won’t matter because we’ll all be dead. 

Happy Easter Sunday!